Can Men Dress “Slutty” In The Office?

I called, then, on Ted Gushue, who is not only very brave about putting his name on his stories, but also is some kind of style icon. He told me a very sad story which runs thus:

In the middle of the dog days of summer I’d accidentally pulled a major workplace fashion faux pas: I wore flip flops to work. Now normally I wouldn’t think too much of it, I sit at a desk and most wouldn’t notice – but on this day I had a meeting with the higher-ups at work, and as I do in most meetings when sitting down to settle in, I cross one leg over the other.

Upon crossing, the entire meeting was brought to a halt as the president of my company said something along the lines of: “let’s all take a moment here to stop and admire Ted’s naked feet.” Completely brutal. I was mortified, and for a split second was genuinely concerned for my future at that job.

As for cheap suits/poorly fitting suits I’d certainly say that it would hinder your progress through the corporate ladder. If you are oblivious to the fact that you dress like a schlub, the chances are you aren’t doing too terribly hot in the other areas that matter either. The biggest drawback to wearing an ill fitting suit is more about what happens after the 5 o’clock whistle blows, translation: the boss might not tap you on the shoulder for that all important drink that could shape your career.

The main thing I took away from this is that one should not cross one’s legs like Cary Grant at meetings – although that sounds like a very dapper move – but the message still seemed to hold that if you dress in a way your boss does not dress, they might like you a good deal less. Which amounts, I suppose, to the same thing as being thought less intelligent insofar as it will limit your career advancement.

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    • Fabel

      I think a menswear version of “slutty” would just be anything too casual. Which is kind of the same for women–I mean, the problem with a tank top & miniskirt is that it’s too casual for any serious environment. So something like athletic wear or jeans might undermine the perception of a guy’s competence more than an ill-fitting/too trendy/cheap-looking suit would.

    • Beth

      I used to work at a financial company and one of the male managers dressed, I guess what we would call, slutty. On business casual Fridays he would alternate between Affliction shirts, some kind of poly-viscose baby tee that emphasized his nipples, and too-small unbuttoned polos that showed off his chest stubble. So yes, I would say he was a slutty dresser, and I did not think he was smart (to be fair, that could have been because he needed me to read his emails out loud to him, and would then dictate responses for me to type.) If I can clearly see your areolae or your shirt is unbuttoned to nipple level, I think that is overly revealing for either gender in a professional setting.

      • LCT

        This is just what I was thinking of. And I once had a coworker wear this same type of outfit all the time. It was pretty heinous.

      • Sarah

        My thoughts exactly when I read this article. I have a pretty conservative dress code & older co-workers, but on casual Fridays, the guys with tight polos or dress shirts with one too many buttons undone definitely stick out in my mind as “slutty”.

        Maybe also a narrower/skinny cut trouser (again, my office is old & WASP-y). Or jewelry other than a wedding band/wristwatch?

    • Renee

      It’s kind of sad that the answer to successful workplace wardrobe choices is ‘conform as much as you can’.

      Men look sexy as hell in suits. Pretty much any guy, in a well fitting suit, will automatically look great. Why don’t women have that?

      This is definitely an interesting aspect of the gender divide.

      • RM

        Women do have that. Pretty much any woman, in a well-fitting suit, will look great. And feel powerful.

      • Renee

        Including fat ladies, like myself? I wouldn’t even know how to go about finding a suit that would fit me.

      • alexandra

        I don’t think it’s the same, although yeah, suits feel great (though I prefer skirt suits, and acknowledge that if I were not a size 2 they would be more difficult). But what do they put women in on the cover of Glamour? Bandage dresses. What do they put men in on the cover of GQ? Suits.

    • Jess

      Man, if a dude wore a tie to work in my office everyone would assume he was either a) a lost board member or b) going to a funeral.

      I love how relaxed our dress-code is sometimes, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more shirts and blazers around. Slouchy jeans and hoodies only go so far, guys.

    • mm

      Great article! What struck me most about the last man you spoke to’s statement was the fact that “the boss” is implied to be a man, because they usually are. Maybe rather than focusing on what women wear in the workplace we should be focusing on getting more women in positions of power in business…that way other women probably wouldn’t feel so threatened by the sexy dressers. I had a female boss and rather than worrying that my 5 inch heels and feminine outfits were too sexy, I got to talk clothes with her. Whenever I had a new pair of shoes shipped to the office (my neighbors in my building had a charming habit of stealing my packages) she would come over and check them out and we’d have a nice little chat about how much we love Alice+Olivia. Also, if women were the boss more often, it wouldn’t be a discussion solely about women’s clothes. Men’s clothing choices would actually be up for debate more frequently because they’d probably try to dress in an appealing way to sex it up for their female bosses (tighter pants, maybe?) Equality in the workplace, and the elimination of sexism regarding what women wear to work, will only be a truth when there are just as many female bosses as male.

    • MR

      Now from the guy’s viewpoint. Who appreciates the woman most when she wears a miniskirt? I mean it’s really common sense when you think about it, right? The rest is up for conjecture. Men don’t dress to be sexual like women do.

    • Sam

      This is super interesting but the main thing I keep going back to is THAT GUY AT THE TOP WEARING RAINBOW CLOTH HOOFS I LOVE IT.

      • Sonsy

        That, is Roger. He’s our gay, rainbow unicorn who flies in to help us with our hangovers. No joke. I have this as my screensaver.

    • Ewa

      Men can totally wear slutty and distracting scents to the office. Think A-men or Habit Rouge.

    • Ruby

      TOO MANY BUTTONS UNDONE ON SHIRT. Can make the most professional suit look super seedy aka. “slutty”. Im fairly sure if any man rocked up to any pants-wearing office with his shirt like this people would be unnerved, possibly because theyd be worried about forgetting themselves under the spell of intoxicants.

    • Joy

      Interesting article! I have one more story to add – I worked in an office with mainly male engineers. And there was one really hot summer day when one of the male managers (one of the few with a pretty decent bod, I might say!) came into work dressed in a white tshirt (think James Dean). Side note that the AC doesn’t work very well in my office. Anyhow, apparently he did get called out by the upper management about dressing inappropriately. I was surprised that there was actually a double standard in reverse since I dressed pretty casually (sandals, sleeveless tops, thin shirt dresses) to cope with the lack of AC, but I was one of the few females that worked in that office.

    • Christopher Teh

      I know, right! Menswear has remained locked in the hyper-prudish 1950s, and it’s so frustrating. Every time i go to a male clothing store, i feel like i’ve been transported back to the 1950s. There are no sleeveless tops, no togas, no backless tops, and pretty much no shorts that go above the knee. “Slutty” (I speak in tongue-in-cheek terms here) guys like me, who love flaunting our physical beauty and want to show abit of skin are an oppressed minority who seem to be ignored by the mens fashion world, who seems to cater only to the conservative, buttoned-up “GQ” sort (think Don Draper).
      Although we don’t have any options in the mainstream section, we can get our clothes altered and look for shorter shorts, at least when casualwear is concerned. I got a Zara knitwear top altered to create a dressy semi-formal sleeveless top. (Cost me fifty bloody bucks too!) For a woman it would be as simple as stepping into any department store, browsing thru, and finding a sleeveless top of her choice. But the men’s section doesn’t HAVE any sleeveless tops, not even in the casuals section! And women’s office skirts come in all lengths, from knee length to calf length to ankle length to “slutty” length, but men’s office trousers? Ankle ankle ankle. All ankle-length! But don’t you worry; i’m fighting to change that, and soon men will have just as much right as any woman in Western society to flaunt their beauty openly!I will have none of that Glenn O Brien Victorian prudishness; i am a YOUNG MAN,I won’t stay young forever and WILL wear provocative clothing because I WANT TO! I’m gona enjoy flaunting my body, rather than constantly keep it under layers and layers of clothing like GQ insists, and i invite other guys to do the same.
      There’s plenty of time for penguin suits, long pants and neckties in middle age! If you’re a guy and you’ve got a good body, why not show it off tastefully? Why should women get to wear strapless gowns and cocktail dresses and sleeveless blouses, etc, while men be forced by convention to keep their beauty hidden under jackets and ties? (I am strictly speaking about non-office wear; in the office i think even women should wear suits in order to keep the genders equal in a sense). I guess there’s also a lot of homophobia within the male community. Guys are all afraid of somehow “looking gay”, which is why they don’t show skin. But truly, that is SUCH a misogynistic concept to think that only gay men can enjoy the beauty of the flamboyantly displayed male form. How can anybody in their right mind think that women are less “visual” in that sense?! Oscar Wilde tried to get guys back into breeches (pants that look like half slacks/half pantyhose), but his movement didn’t succeed with most of the straight guys, not surprisingly.

      But as young men, we should be enjoying our youth just like our sisters are, rather than look just like younger versions of our grandfathers. I think we need to get past all this homophobic riffraff and start encouraging guys to show some skin. It’s kind of empowering when you’re the only guy who dares wear shorts higher than knee length,or the only guy who dares to go to a function without a tie and leave 3 buttons undone, know what i mean? People can scorn me, but at least i’m taking menswear out of the Victorian Era, something women have already done for womenswear in the 1920s. (Men being the guardians of conformity, didn’t have an equivalent “Flapper” movement)

      PS I’m wearing a titty top and white booty shorts as I type this

      Although mind you, as i’ve said; in the office, everybody should be equally conservatively dressed =) But after work, everybody should be free to wear anything they like!

    • Radek Piskorski

      I would think that men can certainly dress sexy and slutty. A speedo for example. But of course you mean something that still counts as office attire. I would say a very slim-fit suit come come across as very sexy. If the suit reveals biceps, pecs, if the trousers hug the ass or reveal bulge, you can get very sexy. I think people would be uncomfortable around such a men while at the same time acknowledging that he is in office clothes. If you match that suit with a ripped guy with fabulous hair and perfect skin, I think he could come across as prissy or maybe a gym bunny, which might make other people think less of his intelligence.