Themes For Your High End Dessert Shop

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Statistically speaking, as a woman, you’re almost certainly going to spend the majority of your thirties running a high-end dessert shop in the fashionable section of a mid-size American town. And as everyone knows, artisanal bakeries live or die by their adorable, pun-based names. With that in mind, here are a few suggestions for your new career:

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    • Renee

      More Gloss-Hairpin crossover?

      • Jennifer Wright

        She is ours, now. I will challenge Edith to a duel for her.

      • Renee

        Don’t ask me to choose sides! Ack!

      • Ashley Cardiff

        We won’t! We love the Hairpin!

      • Jennifer Wright

        Are you trying to maintain your neutrality!? DIDN”T YOU EVEN READ MY PIECE ABOUT EVA BRAUN. We will raze the Hairpin to the ground and sow the fields with salt, because I am an absolutely insane, illogical bridge-burner. But not neutral!

    • Ashley Cardiff

      “Gene Roddenmixedberry” was inspired.

    • Mallory Ortberg

      (guys i am not gonna stop writing for the hairpin so you’re going to have to be okay with joint custody OKAY JEN)

      • Jennifer Wright

        …maybe.