What’s The Deal With Wedding Fever?

Location, location, location

What better way to make a single, New York-dwelling, 32-year-old woman question everything she’s built than by taking her out of New York and making her participate in a ceremony she heretofore had little stake in OVER AND OVER while simultaneously draining her funds until she feels like a broke college kid again? (A broke college kid who has to plan bridal showers.) Some down time at home with your friends will remind you who you are and that you are not a failure at life just because you haven’t met and married your person yet.

Familial pressure

My family doesn’t do this, thank God, but I know a lot of people whose family members just don’t understand how a person in their 20s (or even 30s!) could not be ready to settle down and have kids yet. Your parents had three kids by the time they were your age! I know this is easier said than done, but try to explain to them you’re fine the way you are. If that doesn’t work, burst out crying. Works for some!

Admiration incorrectly interpreted as jealousy

The wedding I went to was totally beautiful. I’m not just talking about the little blue flowers in hanging mason jars and the cucumber water (although those things were perfect), but the whole idea of it. The vows were beautiful, the bride and groom were beautiful, and it was amazing to see two people very sure of something and very in love in what felt like a permanent way. It’s only natural to get covetous when you see someone in possession of something good. But guess what? That shit ain’t yours, and if you try to will it to be so, the results will not be beautiful.

The good news, however, is that you probably have a lot of good things of your own, so you don’t need to try to be someone else. I’ve got the whole rest of my life to be married; for now, I’m going to enjoy being young and fun and in a pleasant relationship with someone I love. Someone I do not yet have to argue with about money, groceries, child rearing, etc. Live it up!

Society, man

My commie boyfriend thinks it’s a fool’s errand to try to create an impenetrable wall between “self” and “society,” and he’s probably (definitely) right. But that doesn’t mean you should just go along with whatever society tells you to do. It just means you shouldn’t feel bad for having some feelings inside of you that are most likely socially received. From the time we’re little girls, we are bombarded with the message that getting married is the be all and end all of a woman’s existence. That’s not necessarily going to go away just because you realize in the thinking part of your brain that that’s absurd.

Love is awesome

I’ve always said I don’t particularly want to “get married” so much as I want to find someone I love enough to marry. On that note, weddings remind single people they are single, and maybe a little bit lonely. Please refer to my last relationship-related article for a pep talk.

Giant parties are awesome

Some people, like Kim Kardashian, like the idea of getting married more than the idea of being married. Some people admire the idea of making promises, but that’s not enough; you have to be 100% prepared to keep those promises for them to mean anything. (Personally, I think actions are more meaningful than any kind of verbal agreement.) Yet others just want to throw a giant party, which I don’t think I need to tell you is a terrible reason to get married. The good news is you don’t need to get married to throw a giant party. I love throwing parties, not because of the meticulous planning involved (which is a chore for me), but because of the actual party part. Art, music, friends, memories, joy! Sure, my parties are not so much about me as they are about cults, monsters, and weird multimedia creations, but these things are an important part of my subconscious, so maybe they are about me, after all. (Related: You are all invited to my annual Halloween jam!)

In the end, I don’t have an all-encompassing explanation as to why we get wedding fever, but I think this is a start, at least for people who resemble the people I know. Feel free to add your own thoughts down below.

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    • Dad

      Now that I’m thinking about it, I think it’s time for you to get married and settle down.

    • Keyana Varnado

      I just ran across this post while researching for a psychology paper on marriage and weddings. It seems like everyone catches a case or two of wedding fever, especially during those spring/summer months. I think that familial pressure and “jealousy” is a main cause of the fever! Thanks for this post! Most of the articles I have read have been super serious, but yours gave me a nice laugh and a new perspective on “wedding fever”.

      Tulane Social Media 2013- Keyana F. Varnado

    • Sarah

      Ah, I love you