Illustrated Guide: What Your Favorite Sexy Halloween Costume Says About You

It’s that time of year… when the internet gets together and collectively discovers that cheap, tacky Halloween costume manufacturers indeed manufacture cheap, tacky Halloween costumes. Gird yourself for 1000 slideshows of sexy versions of regular things, counted down and up and to and fro. Did you know they make sexy Halloween costume versions of beloved childhood characters? Of eating disorders? Of unicorns? Well, I ask you: what if these costumes stirred something deep within you? What if they revealed a hidden aspect of your psyche?

This week’s Illustrated Guide is a kind of paraphrasing of Friedrich Nietszche: when you look into a cheap polyester mini and lucite heels… it looks into you.

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    • Leni


      • Kit

        More like Chief from F&tH’s camel toe. Thanks for that one, Cardiff.

      • Fabel

        SAME HERE. But that’s maybe because I also CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT. (IT’S BEAUTIFUL)

      • Ashley Cardiff

        Why thank you, Fabel.

    • Laser

      Want to buy a print of the sexy Precious Moments figurine.

    • Peeta

      Thank you for notching this trend! I was starting to get really sick of all my go-to websites doing a TOP 10/20/100 WORST SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. It was getting old.

      • Peeta

        *noticing sorry.

    • Annabelle

      This was glorious.

    • jamiepeck

      I’m lovin’ it.

    • MR

      Very nice sketches. Yeah, I laughed so hard when I clicked on and saw that sketch, first thing. If you don’t mind me asking? You don’t like math, right? :)