• Mon, Oct 15 2012

What Your Sleeping Habits Say About You

sleep habits

The Daily Mail  has a guide on what your sleeping habits – with a partner – say about you. Spoiler: this is what they say:

1. LIBERTY: Back to back but not touching (28%)
This couple feel connected whilst independent enough to sleep separately. They are used to each other and accept each other’s sleeping habits.

2. CHERISH: Back to back but touching (18%)
This couple are comfortable, intimate and relaxed with each other. A popular position in a new relationship. 

3. SPOONS (MALE):  Male spoons with the female on the inside (13%)
This is a traditional position, in which the male takes the lead and protects his lover. Couples sleep side-by-side each curled up with each other in the foetal position. Traditional spooning is the most common position adopted by couples during the first few years of their relationship or marriage. It shows both a strong sexuality and feeling of security in the relationship

4. PILLOW TALK: Face to face (7%)
This position represents an intimate need for one-to-one contact and conversation in bed.

5. LOVERS KNOT: Face to face, legs intertwined for 10 minutes then couples separate to sleep (8%)
This position demonstrates a loving independence, it’s a sign of intimacy, love and sexual activity – even though the couple separate and sleep apart. 

6. SPOONS (FEMALE): Spoons with the female on the outside (5%)
In this position the female takes the lead and protects her man while he is sleeping.

7. THE LOVERS: Face to face with legs intertwined all night (4%)
This is love’s young dream position where you cannot bear to be separated as each moment together counts. A position for the born romantics.  

8. THE ROMANTIC: Woman lying with head and arm on man’s chest (1%)
This is the popular Hollywood movie bed scene position. An intimate pose much favoured in a new relationship or after love making. It represents new / rekindled love. 

9. SUPERWOMAN: Woman lying in star fish position with man hanging off the bed (1%)
The woman rules the bed in this position, she likes her space and the man takes a secondary role and lets her take it.

10. SUPERMAN: Man lying in star fish position with woman hanging off the bed (1%)
In this position the male is king of the bed, he likes to have his way and the female is happy to oblige.

But what if you – like the wolf, or Eleanor Rigby – sleep alone? What if the bed is all yours? What do your unique sleeping habits say then? I made you a guide, and it’s a lot better than the Daily Mail’s because I illustrated it on Microsoft Paint.

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  • Sean

    What if you sleep curled up with your arms covering your head in fear of your partner punching you in the eye while she’s asleep, potentially leaving you partially blind?

    • Amy

      I think I know your partner! One to try – holding her hands as she falls asleep (pretend you’re being romantic). It’ll be harder for her to punch you that way.

    • Sean

      Thanks! This wasn’t entirely a joke…she’s punched me square in the face three times since we’ve been together. The last time was a few months ago, and she hit me right in my left eye. I woke up just as it happened and it left me with a headache. I may just start sleeping with a welder’s mask on.

    • Sean

      Thanks! This wasn’t entirely a joke…she’s punched me square in the face three times since we’ve been together. The last time was a few months ago, and she hit me right in my left eye. I woke up just as it happened and it left me with a headache. I may just start sleeping with a welder’s mask on.

  • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

    I feel like seeing the hell monsters/intruders will startle them. They’ll approach all silently and then one eye will open and I’ll be like, “Not today,” and they’ll be like, “Yeah.”

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      And I’ve thought about this.

  • alexandra

    I regularly fall asleep on books. My aunt has a Kindle, which I gave back to her because it was too easy to fall asleep on and I was scared I would break it. Also, I can’t count how many times I fell asleep on my lab homework in college.

  • Cazamaline

    I do a lot of night duty. I used to buy the local paper every Tuesday morning on my way home and read it in bed but I ended up stopping because I kept falling asleep face-down in the paper and would wake with newsprint all over my face and my bed linen. Not cool.