Kim Kardashian has been a cyclone of fashion disasters lately, despite all the hype about Kanye West making her his living paper doll. Sadly, something in the air down in Miami keeps causing Kim to make terrible decisions–whether it’s forgetting to button her chambray shirt or wearing a bra with a tiger’s head belt. Somewhere in between, she wore this mustard jacket (which shortens her dramatically) along with a metal choker, leather skirt and sandals. The whole thing feels very 1985, scampering off to break into Stryper‘s tour bus to pray with them or dryhump (wouldn’t you?).
…But amid all that shopping and trying to get the perfect tone of shrill vacuousness in her voice, Kim has managed to show some self-awareness… and place herself on the worst dressed list. She blogs of the outfit in question:
Ok, ok, I am putting myself on the worst dress list for this outfit!
I wanted a little color while I’m living in Miami, so my intentions were good, but the cut isn’t for me! You definitely need to be taller and thinner to pull this jacket style off!
Fashion is all about experimenting to try and find your style and you have some hits and misses along the way. The mirror was lying to me this day! Where were my sisters or my boyfriend when I needed a good opinion?! LOL
This is as close to an actual thought we may ever get from Kim–”Why didn’t my boyfriend make this simple decision for me? LOL!”–but everyone has worn something that looked bad in retrospect and few people actually have the confidence to make fun of themselves about it.
…Confidence or bottomless narcissism. One of those.
You can see even more unflattering photos of this over at Kim’s Celebuzz site.