Every day, The Daily Mail finds a new way to make me sad. They report:
A third [of women] view traditional radical feminism as ‘too aggressive’ towards men, while a quarter no longer view it as a positive label. One in five describe it as ‘old-fashioned’ and simply ‘not relevant’ to their generation.
Look. I am only going to say this one more time.
If you believe men and women deserve to be paid equally for equal work, you are a feminist. As a feminist, here are some things you can still do:
Wax off all your body hair below the eyebrows
Wear globs of make-up
Wear so much make-up people call you “harlot-face”.
Wear impractical shoes
Have sex in elaborate lingerie
Wear garter-belts fucking everywhere
Never have sex ever, because you exist only to tantalize men
Make men pay for dinner and burn the restaurant to the ground if they do not (this also makes you a criminal.)
Be proud of being a mother!
Have 17 children
Never work a day in your life.
Have weird sex with Hugh Hefner
Marry Hugh Hefner
Have Hefner babies
Make your eyes really big like those Ukranian women who turn themselves into human Barbie dolls
Become a human barbie doll
You can become a human anime figure and, if you still believe women should have equal pay to men, you still qualify as a feminist. Even though your eyes are big and painted on. That is all.