Krysten Ritter Lost Her Virginity In A Van

Here at TheGloss, we love a good virginity loss horror story. …Not like, an actual horror story, more like the kind with social embarrassment, parental intervention, pratfalls or burping. That’s why we were delighted to come across Playboy‘s interview with the doe-eyed star of Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, Krysten Ritter, in which she discusses her first boyfriend (and her first time). The story concerns a very familiar-sounding goth character named Damien:

He was so angsty and bad. He was a real bad boy. He gave me a school picture that year that said, “Okay, Krysten, I love you. You give me a boner.” That’s how we started dating. His name was Damian, but my parents called him “Demon.” Our first time was in his parents’ van before basketball practice. I don’t remember it being very pleasant.

And that concludes today’s reminder that teenage boys are the same everywhere.

(Playboy, photo via Wenn)

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