Kris Jenner Just Had A Nip-Slip And Instagrammed It (NSFW)

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Who instagrams pictures of their own nip-slips?

Wait. Probably people whose children’s celebrity evolved in large part because they were in a sex tape. So, Kris Jenner. That makes total sense, now that I have considered it.

Still. I am pretty sure that this never happened to Wonder Woman, if you, before this point, had Kris Jenner even slightly confused with Wonder Woman (Kris Jenner is, in reality, merely a woman who is never giving up on sexy Halloween costumes, ever). I think Wonder Woman mostly just saved people, and got out of difficult situations through use of a handy assortment of tools, none of which were “breasts” or “nipple flashing.” That’s because Wonder Woman was not an 18 year old sorority girl trying to woo a bouncer into letting her into a club.

Kris Jenner is always going to be more 18 year old sorority girl than Wonder Woman. This is the age we  live in. An age with few heroines, and a great many nipples.

However, all aspects of that costume considered, it is pretty remarkable that never happened to Wonder Woman. It’s possible that, in her toolbelt, next to the golden lasso, there was double sided tape.

Picture via Instagram/GossipCop

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