• Thu, Oct 25 2012

Obviously Deranged Man Tattoos Romney’s Logo On His Face, Proves Humanity Is F*cked

That must have hurt like hell...

Warning: Tattoos are permanent, people!

With the reasoning of “you only live once and I was born with a forehead,” Eric Hartsburg of Indiana decided he would sell ad space on his FOREHEAD, for the very low price of $5000. If he were asking for $100,000 or even $50,000, that would almost be reasonable, but for only $5k? Yes, the man has to be off his meds and this is how his brain is dealing with it.

Hartsburg, who’s a professional wrestler (dropped on your head much, kid?) and his wife both agreed that this is a swell idea and took to both ebay and Twitter to advertise the spot. As long as it wasn’t anything “racist” or “hateful,” Hartsburg was willing to do it.

So who had the $5,000 to hand over? A Mitt Romney supporter, naturally! Who else has that type of disposable income for such malarkey? No word on Hartsburg’s political views, but he did follow through and got the Romney logo on the side of his head.

What do you think? Pretty snazzy, eh?

As a further explanation to this whack-a-do move, Hartsburg said:

“I wish it could be a more noble cause than just saying, ‘hey, let’s have a good time’. But you only live once, and I was born with a forehead, so why not?”

Normally, I would never condemn drug use, but in this case, he needs to step away from the crack pipe and really re-evaluate his life choices. A tattoo on your head? And one that’s a political logo? I don’t even care if it was the Obama logo! It’s still whack-a-do behavior!

How much would it take for you to tattoo anything on your forehead? Keep in mind that you don’t get to decide; someone else is deciding for you. Let’s starting the bidding!

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  • Lo

    Aquafresh are going to get so much business because of this guy.

    • Amanda Chatel

      Haha! Oh, you never cease to slay me, Lo.

  • MR

    If Romney wins, humanity is definately f*cked. I can’t believe it’s as close as it is. I’m heading out to Ohio tomorrow with my buddy and his wife. Hell of a way to spend a week and a half of your vacation, right? I usually don’t get involved in National level political operations, but it’s for the Cause. And I’ve never been to Cleveland before, so this should be interesting. You should volunteer in New Hampshire if you’re serious about this thing. That and Colorado are the other States that will decide this election. Not that your nephews wouldn’t be happy to see you. :)

  • MK

    I think you mean “condone,” not “condemn”