Homophobic Pastor Blames Hurricane On Gay Sodomy, Lesbian Scissoring, Barack Obama…And Mitt Romney!

Think hurricanes are caused by complicated low pressure systems forming over the ocean? Think again! They’re caused by all of the homosexual sucking, fucking, and marrying that is happening in this country as we speak.

At least, according to wackypants pastor John McTernan, the same guy who blamed Hurricane Katrina on all the homosexual decadence happening in New Orleans. Writes McTernan in a post titled “URGENT: Prayer Tonight“:

Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans!

Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991. I write about this in my book as America Has Done to Israel. This was the day that President George Bush Sr. initiated the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel, including Jerusalem. America has been under God’s judgment since this event. Both of these hurricanes were cause by freakish weather patterns that came together to create

Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!

With all of this, there is almost zero repentance by the church: zero! The fear of God has disappeared from His people. The church in America is now EXACTLY like ancient Israel before the Babylonians destroyed them. Both ancient Israel and the modern American church completely lost the fear of God.

None of this is very surprising, except for the part about Mitt Romney. Aren’t religious wingnuts supposed to be throwing all their support behind him right now? Maybe his attempts as sounding “reasonable” when he talks about his bigotry towards gay people have backfired and convinced people like McTernan that he doesn’t hate gays enough. In any case, I think all you godless Sodomites out there should have a little extra hurricane sex just for him.

(Via The Advocate)

Photo: ThinkProgress

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    • Lo

      This just in: homosexuals can fuck hard enough to start hurricanes. Straight people jealous.

      • Veddabredda

        No other comments, because yours is a tough act to follow.

    • fuckyou

      you’re dumb

    • TheKnownTruth

      well i certainly blame God for all the Lesbians today, and it is very obvious why us good straight guys can’t meet a decent normal woman anymore.