• Thu, Nov 1 2012

Charlie Sheen Is Smoking Crack – Here Is Why That Should Not Surprise You

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I mean, the fact that Radar reports that Charlie Sheen is smoking crack should, in very large part, not surprise you because it’s Charlie Sheen. This is not, I don’t know, Natalie Portman whose secret drug habit we have just discovered. This is the least surprising news in the entire world, and I will explain why.

But Radar nevertheless notes:

“For at least the last eight months or so Charlie has been having a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine delivered to him every single day and was spending nearly $2,000 a day on drugs. Sometimes he’d even get two to three quarters of cocaine in one day…Charlie keeps a close group of people around him when he’s partying, and the source says he favors cooking the cocaine to make crack so he can smoke it. Then he smokes it out of a makeshift pipe that he made out of a Fiji water bottle! He’d get so high he was just absolutely out of his mind, mumbling incoherently and tweaking. Then he would just space out, not talk to anyone, and watch porn.”

“When Charlie gets his coke he immediately cooks it with baking soda in his bathroom to make crack,” the source said.

Here’s a video where he gave the teenage team Bruins a pep-talk telling them “it’s okay to smoke crack socially”.

“Do people really have elegant highly social crack-tail parties where they pass crudites and discuss the latest edition of the New Yorker between rock-totes?” Well done Anderson Cooper.

Here is a video where Charlie Sheen talks about smoking 7 grams of crack:

In conclusion: this is not news. This is the world returning to normal. Which, you know, is nice after the hurricane. This is what comfort feels like.

 

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  • cindy

    Tommy Chong goes to federal prison for selling a glass bongs & making funny movies. But this idiot can buy crack and no one checks him out ?