• Mon, Nov 5 2012

Harlotry: The Phone Sex Caller Who Wanted To “Hear” My Vagina

Despite the fact that I never excelled at dirty talk, and was therefore not best suited to phone sex, I did acquire several regular callers during my time as a phone sex operator. The most interesting of the bunch would have to be Dave, the sound effects man. He was also the most disgusting.

Dave didn’t actually do sound effects. As far as I know, that career basically died with radio plays. But he certainly enjoyed them. Every time Dave called I knew my ingenuity would be stretched just a bit further than the last time.

Things with Dave started out innocently enough. He didn’t even call me until I had nearly a month of phone sex experience under my belt. At that point, I was confident I could deal with anything anyone could fling at me. I was not prepared for this.

To start, Dave had a very, very thick accent. This made him notable because the vast majority of my callers spoke in unaccented American English. Every so often, I encountered an accent from the sticks south of the Mason-Dixon line that threw me, but beyond that I had grown used to understanding everything nearly every caller said.

Dave, though, was a completely different story.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/jess.mccloskey Jess McCloskey

    I’m not fully in love with how harshly you judge men who called you/watched you/whatever you for their fantasies. Most people have strange sexual fantasies; some people go out to sex workers to get them fulfilled in some fashion. It’s a little bit sad and horrific to think how little you respected them or saw them as people.

    • Andrea

      I’m guessing it is a defense mechanism though. The people paying for it (i.e. men) are probably just as thoughtless towards the sex workers and think they are nothing more than a hole they can stick their penis into. I guess it goes both ways, which is why, while I always thought the entire sex industry should be legalized and regulated, I always found every aspect of it pretty sad,

  • Naomi

    I did phone sex for a couple of months years ago, and I had an African American caller who started off pretty typical in his requests and once he started getting really worked up, he started demanding that I say that I wanted him to “put a black baby in my little white pussy” and that I was going to be “his little white baby-factory, to make black bastards for him.” I was really really disturbed by it for much the same reason this guy was disturbing to you.

    • Cate

      Oh dear lord. Yes, that’s definitely the kind of thing Dave was talking about.
      It’s nice to have someone who understands exactly what it felt like, yet I’m very sorry you had to experience such a thing. Ick.

  • Lo

    “Hello, this is the vagina. What’s on your mind? Me, I’m feeling a little down, but it’s probably because I work so many nights. I’ll feel better when I can get out in the sunshine.”

    • Cate

      You are now my favorite person in the world. Congratulations!

  • Sarah

    I had a guy ask to hear my pussy once during phone sex. I thought it was an odd request, but I guess it’s more common than we both thought.