• Tue, Nov 6 2012

Fashion Disasters: Christina Aguilera Has A Weird Pink Tumor On Her Head

Sorry to be flippant to people with actual tumors, but Christina Aguilera‘s inability to look like a fucking adult has become kind of impressive lately. Here she is last night with her The Voice costars, wearing a white pullover with superfluous zippers, a black leather motorcycle vest, gobs of jewelry (we think we spotted stars, cocktail rings, and a razorblade charm?) and star print jeans. And though you can’t see them, how much would you like to bet it bottoms out with outrageously ugly Christian Louboutins? …Maybe gold ones? Maybe gold spiked ones?

In other words, it seems like her wardrobe choices lately have amounted to “fill a cannon with tight, pink, sparkly shit” and “stand in front of it.”

Oh fuck it. We’ll just show you:

That’s her with boyfriend Matthew Rutler up there. But here’s the most ridiculous (and thus more delightful) shot of the set:

So, yes, she’s orange also.

Anyway, this outfit is really nothing compared to her head parts. As you can see, she’s still representing the My Little Pony hair trend–which has been dying a long, slow, undignified death for months now–but she smashed it together with even worse choices:

EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA

Look, we try not to be pointlessly mean and shitty when covering celebrity fashion–we don’t criticize bodies, for one–but what the fuck is this? It’s like a weird pink snake coiled itself on her head and just hung out there, trying to warm itself on her sense of self-satisfaction.

And yes, her bubblegum pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow combination is atrocious.

(Both photos via Wenn, PCN)

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  • Anne

    All through reading the article I kept screaming ” BUT!! DO YOU NOT SEE HER MAKE-UP?!” But then I finally read that last line. Thank you for that. And yes, whatever that thing on her head is supposed to be – it’s horrible.

  • lalala

    I feel like the pants were chosen because of the election, because she also said something about the election on the show. DO NOT JUDGE ME yes I watch The Voice – she and Maroon 5 were literally my 2 favorites growing up and they’re BOTH on it even though both of their music sucks now. I even got to meet Adam backstage at one of his concerts once, he’s a sexy sexy man. ANYWAY her makeup is always awful, she needs to fire her makeup artist. Same goes for the hair…..I feel bad I think these pop stars get so caught up in trying to be edgy or different that they go way overboard. Britney’s hair has sucked for her entire career, although she always had better makeup. Christina’s Dirrty phase…really just says it all. I think the newer girls like Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are better when it comes to hair and makeup…so why cant’ xtina get it together?? Gross.

  • OJ

    I thought she looked great. She is effin’ hot!