• Tue, Nov 13 2012

Taylor Swift Complains About Her Hundreds Of Dresses In Harper’s Bazaar

For a long time now, many people on the internet have debated whether or not Taylor Swift is the Worst. On the one hand, she’s “country cutie Taylor Swift” and is very vulnerable and writes catchy guilty pleasure pop music and is also quite blonde. On the other hand, she’s a rich kid who affects folksiness to sell millions of records, is partial to slut-shaming, working the angles with much gross condescension, nakedly exploiting her public relationships to further her career and also taking off her glasses to become suddenly pretty. Where you fall has everything and nothing to do with how often you get “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” stuck in your head.

Her latest interview with Harper’s Bazaar adds fuel to the hater fire:

“There’s just something so feminine about a dress. Whether it’s a summertime dress that makes me feel carefree, an evening cocktail dress that makes me feel fancy, or a vintage dress that makes me feel like a ’50s housewife — which I enjoy feeling like, for some reason — I just really like dresses. [I own] hundreds. Because I’m in a predicament where I can’t wear a dress twice or else it’s pointed out in magazines, so unfortunately I have to shop for dresses all the time.”

We’re not too keen on labeling anyone a feminist’s nightmare, but we are going to regard that bit about putting on a pretty dress because she loves feeling like a 50′s housewife and we’re going to back away from it, whistling.

What really matters here are Swift’s hundreds of dresses: that she unfortunately has to shop for dresses all the time. Nevermind that there’s a quick fix to this problem–not really caring if you end up in a magazine for wearing the same thing twice!–it’s kind of amazing that she’d have the bottomless lack of self-awareness to bitch about her “predicament” in the fashion magazine she’s covering.

Stars: they’re nothing like us!

(Harper’s Bazaar)

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  • Fabel

    Ugh, Taylor Swift. Ugh.

    • Daney

      somebody stab that ugly broad. She is ugly.

    • Alyssa Hayes

      you have an ugly personality

  • LE

    She is never ever ever going to wear that dress again.

    • Lo

      Like, ever.

  • Alexis H

    Ugh. Everything she does is irredeemable. The Worst!

  • Cee

    Kate Middleton repeats clothes all the time…Im sure she can manage to do the same! So wasteful

    • Guest

      Kate Middleton has class…and regardless of what people thing, money can’t buy class!

    • Daney

      Taylor Swift and waste go hand in hand my friend.

    • Niki

      the first lady wore a thrice repeated dress on election night during obama’s acceptance speech, for gods sake (and looked fab). i think taylor swift can manage wearing a dress twice.

    • Alyssa Hayes

      you know, i doubt kate gets criticized for EVERY SINGLE LITLLE THING SHE DOES, unlike taylor swift.

  • Nein

    WTF. just WTF

  • Dara

    She should at least donate them to charity or something. And the first lady repeats outfits all of the time, because she’s a role model for the normal woman.

    • Alyssa Hayes

      it doesn’t say that she doesn’t!

  • Alyssa Hayes

    all celebrities are rich. it’s not like she grew up rich. she grew up on a christmas tree farm!