• Tue, Nov 20 2012

What Is Mitt Romney Thinking In This Picture?

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I think, as we gaze at this last picture of Mitt Romney taken outside a gas station, it’s time to say our goodbyes. Goodbye, Mitt Romney. Goodbye. It is also a time to speculate upon things he might be thinking. For instance:

He knew he should have bought more binders

He’s sad about how many people lost their second homes during the hurricane.

He’s a man of the people. He’s putting gas into his own damn Cadillac.

Maybe he should have learned to dance. Maybe that was it in the end.

He has a 12 point plan for pumping gas.

He is going to run the economy of his Mormon afterlife planet so well it will crush all the other afterlife planets.

Maybe he should have un-tucked his shirt more.

Ann says he’s still the president… of her heart.

Picture via @Alex_Ogle

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  • cheri

    Why can’t we just leave Mitt alone. I think he looks better than I would after all he has been through. Sheesh. Who hasn’t rushed out while cleaning house or running a quick errand without dressing up. The media has really made this great man out to be a monster. He has given so much to so many. Much of what he has done has been without salary and kept secret by the media. Shame on you people for trying to put him down. Stop already. It is enough!

    • Samantha_Escobar


      I swear, I’m not trying to be an asshole. I just couldn’t help but think of this.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/JZKFZ5HUPYCGJKHOOKOLJHDMQM John

      Wow. you really believe that? He’s a horrible man who had NO principles! Thank God he lost the election!

  • Mark

    This was a dumb post. I am dumber having read such a dumb post. Time to find a new profession Jennifer. You just wasted 15 seconds of my life I will never get back. Ugh…

    • Planetcharnbaby

      And you just wasted 15 more bitching about the 15 you wasted. What sense does that make?

  • joe

    Probably “why the fuck are you people photographing me pump gas?”

  • Dave

    Zero class post Jennifer. Really disappointed. Thought you had better things to write about

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1212845691 Don Wood


  • PlanetCharnbaby

    Brilliant! And he was definitely thinking the “Mormon afterlife planet” one.

  • John Tripp

    Meaningless article. Doesn’t #JenniferWright know there is nothing worse than someone trying to be comical at the expense of a non participating individual. What’s next? Perhaps a “funny” opinion piece highlighting down syndrome adults. This epitomizes the word, “Crass”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1212845691 Don Wood

      sour grapes Johnny?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/JZKFZ5HUPYCGJKHOOKOLJHDMQM John

      Johnny = SoRE LOSER!

  • peaches

    On my way to the Cayman Islands to visit my money.

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlos.santos.50 Carlos Santos

    your a daughter of the devil.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1212845691 Don Wood

      at least she can spell… Its the difference between your nuts and you’re nuts,, It Matters!

  • Cherise

    He is wondering why people are not leaving him yet…even at the gas station! -http://www.cherisestclaire.com/

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1212845691 Don Wood

      he ran for president for 6 years, we have plenty of time to mock him yet

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/JZKFZ5HUPYCGJKHOOKOLJHDMQM John

    It’s nice to see some justice finally with Romney. After all his lies about the President and his switching positions like he changes his magic underwear, he deserves exactly what he got….NOTHING!