According to many sources, NYMag included, Liz loved "French bread filled with peanut butter and bacon." What the fuck? It doesn't sound good at all, but we're paying homage, people, so buy these necessary ingredients NOW.
CHIPS AND DIP WON'T DO.
Elizabeth and Richard loved their alcohol -- as we'll see tonight! -- but scotch apparently was a favorite.
Also, if it comes down to an obvious drinking game situation, you'll want to be prepared.
Michael and Liz were BFF, so you might as well decorate your viewing room with this guy. Don't worry. You can take the pictures down immediately after the movie is over.
Photo: Georges Biard
According to many sources, NYMag included, Liz loved "French bread filled with peanut butter and bacon." What the fuck? It doesn't sound good at all, but we're paying homage, people, so buy these necessary ingredients NOW.
CHIPS AND DIP WON'T DO.
Digital cameras are cute and all, but they didn't exist back in the days of the Taylor/Burton love affair. Besides, you'll want instant gratification for all the laughing you'll be catching on film.
Sometimes when people laugh so hard, they cry. Sometimes, they even blow snot out their nose when doing so. So, yes, tissues are a must.
Duh.
Break out your glitziest jewelry -- whether it be fake or real -- and pick up a tiara if you don't have one already.
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Similar to the need for tissues, excessive laughter can also lead to involuntary pissing... especially if you're intoxicated on scotch. So bring back up undies.
But not just any mask, Liz as Cleopatra!
Quick! Print this photo, cut out the eyes, a hole for your mouth, tape some ribbon to either side to tie it to your head... and voila!
Who's Liz Taylor now? You are!
Photo: 20th Century Fox
Seriously. Tumultuous relationships like that of Liz and Dick's involved a lot of broken shit. So break at least one thing tonight during the movie.
After all is said and done, you'll want to remember the days when Lohan kicked ass.
Remember those days? Yeah, I barely do, too.
Photo: Paramount Pictures
