Thank goodness Charisma finally got to the root of your lustful, homosexual urges. They’re because you’re having sex with succubi. There. Well. We solved that. Salon explains:
“Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you … they’re worried [that] they could not find that pleasure with mortal people,” says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.
The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.
Adams says the succubus spirit that used to attack her confused her so much that she contemplated becoming a lesbian.
Then God came along and ruined everything, I mean saved her, putting her on the path to righteousness and helping others who are (naked) wrestling with their own sex demons.
Sounds lame. The takeaway I’m getting from this is that demons are great in bed, and so are lesbians? I’m pretty sure that wasn’t what Charisma intended to be their takeaway, but it’s given me new enthusiasm for sleeping with demon and possibly becoming a lesbian afterwards. Now. Where can we go find some demons? I don’t think you can actually summon them, because they’re not butlers.
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