Sometimes I honestly feel like Courtney Stodden is just openly fucking with people, and not in the way she relentlessly tweets. But this get-up for an 85 year old’s birthday party is just silly, and frankly feels a little disrespectful. I mean, look at the full version of her gold lame dress which is appropriate for… not visiting royalty’s birthday parties, basically. I don’t know. Maybe it would be appropriate for Prince Harry’s birthday party, which I think is why we all just keep hoping that Kate and Will will have a child really soon and Prince Harry can really just go wild and that can be his whole thing. But you would not wear this to your 85 year old grandmother’s birthday, let alone the King of Thailand’s birthday.
You can watch an entire vision of it here on a video that asks whether or not she is “the New Anna Nicole Smith” - something that might be true as she is blond, busty, and wearing outfits seemingly created to raise the pulse of elderly men.
Just for perspective, this is a picture of Bhumibol Adulyadej, King of Thailand:
I like to think that the King of Thailand is not falling for Courtney Stodden’s plan to drive him to a heart attack with the power of gold lame.
Although, if Courtney Stodden were an international spy, and this was some sort of plot like the time people supposedly tried to poison Castro by smearing poison perfume on a female CIA agent, that would be… well, I would watch a TV show about that.