• Wed, Dec 5 2012

7 Reasons To Dump His Ass Before Christmas

People say the holidays are the loneliest time of the year. But perhaps those people are in shitty relationships. Happy singles know the holiday party circuit is one of the three week long festival of flirting, drinking, and sloppily placed Santa hats.

We can’t think of anything more depressing than decorating a tree with someone who was too lazy to buy you presents to stick under it and too bland to bake sugar cookies with. Let’s face it: no one wants to light the menorah with someone who doesn’t light up the room.

So why stay in a slowly deteriorating relationship through the New Year? Here are seven merry reasons to ditch your winter boyfriend before the holidays hit.

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  • Cecile Pham

    ok you need to post pictures of this “Jeff the IT guy” hahaha. . . .

    • Brandy Alexander

      too hot for your internets, your computer will melt

  • MR

    One of my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriends dumped her just before the holidays three years ago. My friend’s wife was trying to set me up with her right after, but I thought she was too young for me then. I think a man doing it to a woman or woman doing it to a man, is a nasty thing to do this time of year.