• Thu, Dec 6 2012

Gallery: Jessica Biel Acts Out Various Freaky Scenarios With Famous Designers In Elle

In the January issue of Elle Magazine, Jessica Biel tells us many things we already knew about her life, like “I wore a pink wedding dress” and “I enjoy being married to Justin Timberlake” (I’m paraphrasing). Luckily, the accompanying photos are about as weird as the interview is run-of-the-mill, with Mrs. Timberlake acting out outlandish scenarios with various famous fashion designers. Why, it’s almost enough to make up for the half hour of my life that I didn’t waste reading a cookie cutter profile! Click through to see what I mean.

(Via Elle)

Photos: Elle


Jessica Biel In Elle

Her dress looks like it has spikes on it, but they're actually just snowflake-shaped decorations. Weird.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Eating candy off of Giambattista Valli's neck while her bangs and butt compete over which is more perfect.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Hanging out in a strange-looking suit on a rooftop with Jean Paul Gaultier and several chilly club kids who got lost on the way to the coke room.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Gettin' creeped on by Azzedine Alaïa in his minimalist apartment which contains no furniture, only paintings, lightbulbs, and disco floors.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Getting kidnapped by Christian Louboutin to the top of one of those giant clock towers that people are always falling off of in movies.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Getting quarantined and studied for being patient zero of a rare virus that dyes your hair ombre before it kills you.

Jessica Biel In Elle

Being outfitted against her will by a fascist government with a giant collar that tracks her every move and explodes if she tries to remove it.
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