The relationship between Calvin Klein and ex-porn star/model Nick Gruber has always struck everyone at TheGloss as super weird. However, judging from his Page Six Magazine interview, you’re about to think it’s weirder.
Apparently, this happened:
That spring, the designer left town, and Gruber invited a male friend to sleep over at Klein’s Perry Street residence for, he says, entirely innocent reasons. When Klein returned, the housekeeper tattled about his lover’s overnight guest. Despite Gruber’s denials, the designer assumed the worst-and that’s when things got ugly, he says.
“[Calvin] picked me up in his car, drove me down to the Holiday Inn in Chelsea, and we went downstairs in the basement of the hotel,” he says, furrowing his brow.
According to Gruber, another man was waiting there with a lie detector. He said he was an ex-detective, and presented a business card bearing the name “Dr. Love.” Gruber, indignant that Klein was accusing him of cheating, says he agreed to be hooked up to the machine and interrogated for about two hours.
“He made me take a lie-detector test,” Gruber says in disbelief. “I passed it. And then, you know, things were much better. But I mean, what kind of partner would make you take a lie detector test? I was like, ‘Did you ever cheat on me, Calvin?’ I never cheated on him.”
Hahahahaha, Dr. Love. Is this a service? Can I go get some insane doctor to hook someone up to a lie detector machine? I finally know who goes to that weird Holiday Inn! I thought it was just sex workers! It’s not. It’s Calvin Klein and his ex-boyfriend hooked up to a lie detector machine. Which is much more glamorous.
However, I think this might be the best quote, regarding the Bentley Supersport that Calvin Klein bought him.
“It was my baby,” he says, lighting up like the Chrysler Building. “[But Calvin] never liked it, and called it, in his words, ‘a Chanel handbag.’ He called it that because the stitching inside was quilted.”
Suddenly Gruber’s voice turns bitter, his eyes downcast. “When we broke up, he took it back,” he says.
Oh my God, these are real things that real people really said.
This might be the best relationship ever, and I hope lifetime makes a movie about it.
Picture via Wenn.com