Congratulations on eating fruits and vegetables sometimes, it’s going to stop your hair from all falling out. You’re making good choices. But what do your choices say about you? I know we covered this to some extent (strawberries: hopeless romantics. Acai: people who love LA. Tomatoes: people who enjoy Julia Child, Cauliflower: lobotomy patients) but let’s go deeper on this.
Who are banana people?
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People who love talking about running marathons
You can poo in the shape of a heart, or would be interested in learning.
You're very heteronormative. Some people say that like it's a bad thing, but not me!
Your sexual preferences are absolutely perverse. Tell us about them in the comments.
Your favorite childhood story was about a rabbit.
You love to dance, and you can do that thing where you sweep your arms through the air while dancing.
You just want to have children.
You were a classics major. Have you read The Secret History? You'd like it.
You're a pretty heavy drinker. It's fine, it's fine, just don't drive. Your favorite meal is brunch.
You remember your childhood with more longing than most people.