"Everybody was riding bikes. They were all riding bikes, Jerry!"
"I don't even like cupcakes."
I can only assume Newman would be a closet-Twihard.
Fortunately, the resident mixologist made him a cocktail of organic olive juice, free-range neuroticism and C4.
"Everybody was riding bikes. They were all riding bikes, Jerry!"
Now please imagine Kramer responding to Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop and Emily Mortimer trying to rationalize Glenn Beck.
Nobody remembers strangers' faces that well, right?
"Pray for peace," says Lindsay Lohan.
At least one of our writers would dump Rashida Jones for the exact same thing.
Also: Kramer unintentionally, actually inventing the Snuggie would be so plausible.
"Let's go to, uh, Keeloags for breakfast."
I am actually afraid of meeting people on OK Cupid for fear they will think this exact thought.
I hope it was Guy Fieri's restaurant.
"Well, this sucked. Hang on, try to smile. I gotta Instagram this but -- hey, driver, do you know what intersection I should tag this as?"
