It’s a fact. If you live alone, you’re prone to strange behavior. Even if you’re as sane as sane can be (how boring!), you’ve probably engaged in something that you would never do in the presence of others. The truth is you’re creepy when no one is watching; admit it.
While some will call this “secret single behavior” à la Sex and the City, you don’t have to be single to have strange habits that you might not want to share with others. After living alone for long enough, you’ll find that eventually you just get into a certain way of functioning that may, or may not, be on the up and up by society’s standards. But hey, you live alone for a reason, right?
So what do some women do just simply because they can thanks to living alone? Here are a few examples. Make sure to add yours in the comment section. We can’t start a club until we get more members.
1:"I dance in front of my mirror in my underwear. I prefer to do this to 90's hiphop like Bell Biv DeVoe. I hate Bell Biv DeVoe."
10:"Pinterest. For. Hours. It's ruining my life. I'm mostly focused on perfect chins right now."
2:"I'm not telling you my creepster stuff, but I can confirm that my neighbor plucks her pubes in the window because I've seen her. The sun is the best lighting for plucking."
3:"I take stupid photos or videos of myself and text them to my friend Mattie -- obsessively -- as in a dozen a night sometimes. I know he loves it." (Yes, this is me and Cookie Monster.)
4:"Cook an entire pan of brownies, eat just the edges, then toss the rest in the toilet. I clog it every time. "
5:"Besides half naked vacuuming? Um, my dad gave me a telescope. I haven't really had any success using it, but that could be pretty creepy."
6:"I fall asleep masturbating all the time. Eventually the vibrations wake me up and I try again."
7:"Paint and repaint my nails over and over. I do it just because I'm drunk or bored."
8:"Cup my tit while I'm watching TV."
9:"Reorganize my sock drawer. I'm not even kidding! I'm love all my colorful socks and tights!"