• Mon, Dec 17 2012

Gallery: In Not So Breaking News, Paz De La Huerta Gets Naked For Playboy And Shows Us Her Hairless Vagina (NSFW)

I refuse to point out that it looks like she has a herpes sore on her mouth. I just refuse to do it.

I refuse to point out that it looks like she has a herpes sore on her mouth. I just refuse to do it.

Sometimes it’s surprising to see certain celebrities on the cover of Playboy, then all stretched out, legs spread in the inside pages, but for some reason this type of behavior doesn’t seem shocking for Paz De La Huerta. Or maybe it is, and I’m just being judgemental, and should quit basing her current actions on her past ones, because, you know, people change and all that shit.

In the upcoming January/February 2013 issue of Playboy, Paz strips down — nothing entirely new for those of us who have seen Boardwalk Empire — and shows us her goods. Not just her “goods” but her very hairless goods, as in there isn’t even a landing strip. I can’t recall the last time I looked at a Playboy — maybe when Drew Barrymore was in it — but to the best of my knowledge there was always at least something there on their butt-naked ladies. But I could be wrong. I don’t read Playboy; not even for the “articles” as they say.

So without further ado, let’s get to the nitty gritty of this post and check out Paz rolling around on some rocks, posing with a tree and straddling some sand. Yes, straddling sand with her vagina; her VAGINA. Ouch.

Photos: Mario Sorrenti/Playboy


1

Masturbation on some rocks is so hot right now.

2

How we should all be tanning from now on...

3

Paz is so one with nature. Are you?

4

This can't be comfortable, but at least she's tanning her sides, which is really hard!

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Hairless vaginas -- or any vagina for that matter -- do not care for sand.

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And more sand...

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And now it's time to go for a walk with this swell walking stick she just scored.

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You know, because straddling sand naked wasn't enough, she wanted to ride this tree, too.

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  • lucygoosey74

    Dosen’t she know that terrible spiders live in rock piles? Believe me, they do.

  • Kimye

    I think she looks gorgeous. She looks natural, which is a nice change from what the girls usually look like. I know it’s ironic to say she looks natural bc god knows what she has gotten done to her face..but still, she looks damn sexy with the wild hair and I think that second picture is fabulous. Also, her body isn’t so teeny tiny with gigantic boobs, again, she looks natural.

  • Fabel

    I waited until I got home to check this & damn, it was worth it. In my opinion. I think she looks great & very (like Kimye said) natural. Not just her body, but the seeming lack of airbrushing.

  • Lo

    All vaginas are hairless, unless I missed a crucial anatomy lesson.

    • Christa

      Hahaha I agree! It’s a pet peeve of mine, but I think we are more likely to see anatomists revising the nomenclature than the majority of the population actually calling it what it is, a vulva :)

    • Amanda Chatel

      My vagina has spikes.

  • meteor_echo

    Meh, it seems that in all her roles she either gets naked, or plays somebody angry, nearsighted, and incredibly annoying. She might look okay, but she’s not a good actress.

  • Ms. Pants

    Well, through the magic of photography, I don’t have to hear her rage-inducing voice. However, the photos bring the memory of her rage-inducing voice right to my ears so I look at these photos and am still irked by her.

    And her weird 80s blowout perm hair.

  • JennyWren

    No. 7 and 8 look somewhat awkwardly posed to me- I think it’s mostly the duckface in 7 that ruins it. But some of them are actually very artistic and beautiful- no.4 in particular.