• Mon, Dec 17 2012

8 Tips For Sexting People And Not Winding Up Nude On The Internet (NSFW)

Sexting Tips - Liam Neeson

I think sexting is a fantastic way to show the person you love most that you care and that it should only be practiced between married people, just like sex.

Kidding! But seriously: I am a firm believer in the fine art of sexting. If you’re just doing it as a flirty sort of thing with a new person, it increases tension and gives you both a good preview. If you’re in a relationship with somebody, it’s like a sweet way of saying, “Hello! I still like you. Here are my boobs.” (Actually, wait, it’s exactly like that.) If you’re just kind of bored, it can be bizarrely entertaining; try snapping a good photo in your ridiculously uncomfortable yet sexy bra without revealing that you would rather scrub your tits with pumice than wear it in bed. You will feel silly, but you will not feel dull.

So regardless of whether or not you’re actually in some form of committed relationship, it’s a fun thing. Nevertheless, it can turn very unfun in the event that, sometime afterward, one of your cute little pictures winds up on the big bad Internet. If you’re cool with that, then by all means, more power to you!; I wish, in a way, that I was more all right with that sort of exposure myself. But alas, I am not, so these sexting tips are for those of you who are also a little on the shy side.

Now, we’ve been over the popular poses one can do when sexting, but most of those are not exactly conducive to keeping your identity a secret if ever somebody saw them, so they do not come highly recommended from me. If you want to sext, perhaps take a couple o’ these words of advice.

P.S. And on that note, please don’t send anybody else’s naked photos to other people. Even if you really don’t like them, it’s still a really rotton thing to do and I will quietly judge you for it. And then loudly judge do so by calling you an asshole.

Photo: American Pie

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