• Tue, Dec 18 2012

Gallery: Kate Moss Is The (Badly Photoshopped, Unenthused) New Face Of Stuart Weitzman

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For their spring/summer 2013 ad campaign, Stuart Weitzman spent a dillion dollars to have Mario Testino shoot Kate Moss wearing just enough of their clothes to cover her naughty bits. One might think this would be a recipe for success, but there are two main problems as far as I can see: the poor use of Photoshop and the fact that she’s making the exact same face in every picture. I will never understand why a brand would hire a supermodel known for her ability to be expressive and then coach her into utter blandness. Unless being bland is their brand? Take a look.

(Via FashionCopious)

Photos: Mario Testino


Kate Moss By Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

I'm all for a tiny hint of sideboob, but those shadows look fake and unnatural.

Kate Moss By Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

If someone made this face at me after sex while clad only in my shirt and a pair of gladiator sandals, I would cry.

Kate Moss By Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

Someone call the police, Stuart Weitzman broke Kate Moss's ankle! Also: the level of 'shopping on her thigh/where her leg covers up her vag is absurd.

Kate Moss By Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

Who put that weird, penis-shaped shadow on her calf?

Kate Moss By Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

Do Kate Moss's legs really need to be made skinnier? And there is no way in hell someone making that boredom-face would expend that much effort on such an uncomfortable (I just tried it!) "sex kitten" contortion.

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