Christmas Is Fucking Sexist

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    • Pine

      Actually the Nutcracker is a pretty awesome girl power story. Clara defeats the Mouse King all by herself and saves the Nutcracker Prince.

    • CMJ

      I’m pretty sure little boys sit on Santa’s lap too…

    • Shamos

      The mistletoe tradition must have been invented by a man? Congratulations to your man-hating self, your article is more sexist than Christmas.

    • Rae

      I really dislike this writer.

    • elise

      I don’t even LIKE Christmas, but my goodness, someone must have peed in this writer’s eggnog. Must have been a man, ya know, because they can aim and all.

    • anon

      God y’all need to calm the eff down. I’m pretty sure this entire post was a joke and a pretty subtle, well-pulled-off one at that.

      • Penny

        Touche. However the way the gloss seems to be trying to stir up feminist anger for no reason lately I had at least a tiny bit of reason to believe this was real.

    • April

      Yea, fairly certain this was joke guys. Someone must of peed in all YOUR eggnogs.

      • …her?

        That is an amazing comeback.

    • woo

      TWAS I! I PEED IN ALL THE EGGNOGS! AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • Guest

      I like how you added Jesus.

    • Alexis Helen

      At first I was like “What?” but by slide three I was LOL’ing all over the place. Hilarious, thank you.

    • Penny

      Is this even a serious post?