• Thu, Dec 20 2012

Miu Miu Throws Aggressively Joyless Sleepover With Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes And Friends For Spring 2013 Campaign

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I know, I know: fashion photography is weird, models don’t always need to be smiling, and what seems unpleasant to one person is often beautiful to another. But I still can’t help thinking Miu Miu’s spring 2013 campaign looks like the least fun homoerotic all-girl sleepover I’ve ever had the pleasure of peeking in on. In it, big name models including Adriana LimaArizona Muse and Doutzen Kroes play weird bed games, stand around an empty table, and never, God forbid, make eye contact with one another. Cheer up, guys. You are about to get eaten out by your fellow supermodels while wearing several pounds of couture.

(Via FashionCopious, Styleite)

Photos: Miu Miu


Miu Miu Spring 2013

Let's play the quiet game. If you lose, Adriana will strangle you with this fine mink stole.

Miu Miu Spring 2013

There's no escaping here.

Miu Miu Spring 2013

I'm starting to worry that someone has kidnapped these models. #dark

Miu Miu Spring 2013

Start your day off right with a big non-plate of nothing.

Miu Miu Spring 2013

This photo's saving grace is that there are no frowny faces in it.

Miu Miu Spring 2013

Lean back while I put on these gloves, it's time to play "doctor."

Miu Miu Spring 2013

Let's hope they get out of here alive.
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