My god, did they ever wear the ugliest hats. Bedazzled, spray painted, fucking trucker-style hats.
My god, did they ever wear the ugliest hats. Bedazzled, spray painted, fucking trucker-style hats.
Deena, especially, restored the most middle school dance move ever to its former glory. And once, did it to Ed Helms on Jay Leno. Seriously.
I've always thought that Snooki and Jionni seem shockingly normal for a couple in which one member regularly pees on bar floors and calls herself a goddamn meatball.
Photo: Inquisitr
And yet, Ronnie and Sammi's ever-present battle has been a bit of a love story on Jersey Shore, and I'm not quite sure the show would've been the same without it. Take that as you will.
Okay, this wasn't exactly a moment in the show, per se...but how weird was it? JBar Rafaeli swallowing a giant peniswich? Models eating? MADNESS.
Naturally, it was shot by photography's creepiest uncle.
Photo: Terry Richardson
Because the Mayans predicted this long ago...
Thank goodness for the fine art of seducing women by getting near their crotches while you wear sunglasses indoors at night. Thank goodness, America.
They kind of helped the super mega tan look gain a little more attention (albeit mostly negative). It was like bringing sexy back, if sexy caused cancer and zombified Oompa Loompas.
There was so much supposed cheating, thus creating even more speculation and constant outrage. And entertainment.
Love,
Schadenfreude
Ever. Because if they are assholes and say something mean about you, you won't know until it goes up on television. If you've signed a release already, this shit can get hurtful and very frustrating.
To this day, I haven't the faintest idea how all those women managed to keep their dresses from showing their vaginas (actually, there were definitely plenty of episodes in which they did, but my shock still remains at how seldom these peep shows were).
Not "pointed" as in sharply criticizing somebody directly. "Pointed" as in you point at the other person and then also the ground while keeping your hand above your head, thus somehow improving or dramatizing your argument.
Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry.
When Ronnie said this during the second (I think) season, I was with about 20 people with whom I share a catchphrase, which is literally the exact wording he used. Now, this wasn't memorable for everybody, but it was for us so I simply had to include it. And, in a way, epitomizes why people watch the show: it's just a bunch of friends (well, "friends," in some cases) who want to hang out and get wasted and dance together. Watching that is bizarrely great since most of us have, y'know, real jobs and lives in which we are not able to constantly go to clubs and get flashed by strangers and appear at birthday parties for $25k. So why not live a little vicariously while simultaneously being stoked that we're not them?
