• Sun, Dec 23 2012

Predictions For The 2013 Bestseller List

books
Standard apologies to the real thing apply.

COMBINED PRINT & E-BOOK NONFICTION
ARE WOMEN TOO NICE ON THE INTERNET AND ALSO OTHER PLACES TOO? I WONDER SOMETIMES, K.R. Omner
WHITE PRESIDENTS WHO HAVE DIED, Bill O’Reilly and ghostwriter
THE TIME I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN, Jon Owens
I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN TOO SO I CAN CONFIRM JON’S DESCRIPTION, Alexander Maury
COMPELLING RISE OF AN ANIMAL THAT RACED FOR MONEY, Sarah Gibralter

COMBINED PRINT & E-BOOK FICTION
NAUGHTY WOMAN, Carrie James
[UNTITLED HUNGER GAMES PORNOGRAPHY], L. Childe
AREN’T NAZIS AND SEXISM THE WORST, Stieg Larsson
EVERYBODY’S MARRIAGE IS AWFUL JUST AWFUL, Parker Humboldt
A BOOK FOR CHILDREN THAT ONLY ADULTS WILL READ, Stephanie Sainsbury

HARDCOVER FICTION
THROAT JUSTICE, Tom Clancy
THIS NUMBER IS DANGEROUS FOR REAL, Janet Evanovich
LOOK AT THIS SASSY SHOE…IT TALKS!, Sophia Kinsella
THE MURDER HALLWAY, John Grisham
FOR AIRPLANE USE ONLY, David Browning

HARDCOVER NONFICTION
LIVING WHITE PRESIDENTS, Entire Fox news team
JUST LET ME COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND YELL AT YOUR REFRIGERATOR, Michael Pollan
SHOULDERPAD FINANCE, an angular haircut
THINGS I CAN SEE OUT MY WINDOW, Bill Bryson
A COMPLETE HISTORY OF ZOMBIE NOVELS, the editorial staff of Quirk Books

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  • Sean

    I wish I could make “The Murder Hallway” my 2013 selection for my book club.