The Kardashians Spent Thousands Of Dollars On Tacky Designer Shit For Christmas (And Want You To Know)

Not sure which one is which, but hopefully it won't matter for long.

Not sure which one is which, but hopefully it won’t matter for long.

While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas?

While you can rest a little easier knowing that Scott Disick is still licking the wounds from his failed shitty Asian fusion restaurant… that doesn’t take away from the profoundly dumb things the Kardashians gave their teenagers.

Yes, arguably the least talented members of the clan, Kendall and Kylie Jenner (they’re models, nebulously) (like in an Ali Lohan way) spent Jesus’ birthday getting showered in thousands and thousands of dollars worth of tacky designer shit. Because that’s how America’s most consumptive family does; they tweet photos of $2000 handbags given to teenagers.

First off, 15-year-old Kylie demonstrates just how much that Celine bag has jumped the shark:

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What a 15-year-old needs $3000+ worth of purses for, we honestly don’t know. But we do hope this is the death knell for the once mighty It bag.

Here’s another angle, in case you weren’t properly blown away by how much money they have:

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Next up, shoes:

Screen Shot 2012-12-26 at 9.47.08 AMKendall got some Balenciaga boots.

…Along with some amazingly, stunningly ugly Christian Louboutins (they’re from older sister Khloe Kardashian, per Instagram):

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Seriously, though, what happened to good taste? Didn’t it used to be verboten to publicly brag about how much money you have? When did this shit become acceptable?

So, remember kids: next time you get that impulse to tweet or share a photo of the dumb designer shit you just procured… realize that doing so makes you look like a Kardashian. And not even necessarily one of the famous ones.

(Main photo via Wenn)

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    • MR

      Tacky fashion and do gourmet Japanese food on the side? I’m not surprised he failed. There’s this American guy up in the Berkshires who crafts Japanese kiln-fired pottery. He owns Bizen Gourmet in Great Barrington too. The food’s excellent there – yeah, you need to be an artist to do it right.

    • CJ

      You’re such a hater haha, I didn’t find any of it tacky.

      • CMJ

        The stuff isn’t tacky….it’s pretty gorgeous (except for the overdone Louboutin’s). Posting about it on Instagram/FB/Twitter, however, is totally tacky.

    • Cee

      Those bags look like they have angry faces

    • Cat

      The Celine totes are gorgeous, regardless of who bought them and for whom. The colour palette is muted, the shape is refined, and the design is really beautiful. How could they be considered tacky?