Of course, in the end, “Watch it Again” always wins.
Something Goes Terribly Wrong In Space
Unhappy Edwardians Punting on Boats While Talking About Their Feelings Obliquely
The Mentor Is The One Who Betrayed The Protagonist
You Should Like Guy Ritchie Movies But You Don’t
English People Get Upset In Small Rooms
Coworkers Who Hate Each Other And Their Jobs
You Think Of Yourself As Someone Who Was An Outcast in High School But That’s More Of a Self-Serving Narrative
Sentimental Claptrap You Love
Sentimental Claptrap You Feel Superior For Hating
Angry Women in Pantsuits
Films Whose Soundtracks You Own
Scary Movies With Naked Women on the Cover
Scary Movies With Other Stuff on the Cover
A Murder Happens In England, In The Past
Incorrectly Labelled Neo-Noirs
Hoarders and Shows About Hoarders Or Even Just Mention Hoarders Tangentially Because You Can’t Look Away
Reassure Me That I’ll Find Love Without Having To Change In Any Way
Clueless (Entire category just Clueless)
Musical Theater, Embarassing
Greta Gerwig Winking In A Plaid Shirt
Mind-Benders You Only Watched With That One Ex Who Was Really Into Aliens and Masons and Shit And You Were Never Sure How Much They Were Serious About It
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