What you mean: Spaghetti strapped sequined dresses only truly look good on 17 year olds. The mere act of trying to slink into a dress reminds you of your frightful mortality. Death creeps closer.
What you mean: Spaghetti strapped sequined dresses only truly look good on 17 year olds. The mere act of trying to slink into a dress reminds you of your frightful mortality. Death creeps closer.
What you mean: You truly don't really like the parties you get dragged to. You feel like you spend half your time checking your phone hoping someone sent you a text message when you're there. How did your life become this? You don't even know yourself anymore.
What you mean: all you ever really wanted was to live on a little island filled with horses and bicycles. You can. You can, little friend. Here.
What you mean: there are so many things, as an old person, that you have to pretend to care about. Eating healthy. People you know only slightly. You cannot pretend on this anymore. You have lost the energy. Soon, you will care only for pudding and PBS. It won't be that bad.
You mean: You crave love. God, how you crave it. Fear not. 2013 will be a year full of love.
What you mean: Downton Abbey is such a good show, and you really just want to watch it. I completely understand you.
