• Mon, Dec 31 2012

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Having A Baby

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And its name shall be Kreation.

Hah, no, probably not. I bet it will be Karen. Or Kant. Or Balthazar. I just really want that name to make a comeback. If not with Prince William and Kate Middleton then with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West who are, God help us, our version of royalty.

According to The Associated Press:

The rapper announced at a concert Sunday night that his girlfriend is pregnant. He told the crowd of more than 5,000 at the Ovation Hall at the Revel Resort in song form: “Now you having my baby.”

The crowd roared.

Kourtney Kardahsian and Kris Jenner also tweeted about baby news.

West also told concertgoers to congratulate his “baby mom” and that this was the “most amazing thing.”

Well, that’s nice.

Do you feel enthusiastic about this? I mean, in a strange way they seem like two people who are very happy about their fame, so I think it could work for those two . So that’s good. And I do feel like Kanye West has done very good things for Kim Kardashian’s wardrobe. And maybe motherhood will have a mellowing effect on the couple?

Though that does not take into account the fact that Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries has still not been finalized. But then, I doubt anyone is deeply offended by that. Or are you!?

Picture via Life/Wenn.com

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  • Karen

    THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NAME THEIR BABY KAREN. THAT’S MY NAME, AND I WILL RAIN DOWN HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE BEFORE KIM KARDASHIAN GIVES HER SATAN SEED MY CLASSY-AS-FUCK NAME.

    Oh my goodness, none of the capslock was spared.

    • Karen2

      That was pretty much exactly my thinking. Please, please, anything but Karen.

    • …her?

      Karens, they will give their baby a weird name, like Khliche or maybe even KimYe, you never know! But don’t worry about them stealing your name, it’s too klassy.

  • kj

    Poor child. I bet Suri has something to say about this.

  • Libo

    Princess who……?

  • MR

    News at 2:30 in the morning? :)

  • Fabel

    No. No. No. No. No.

  • Ms. Pants

    Ew.

  • Steph

    Oh Princess William, I love her! But really, I’m terrified.

  • Guest

    Oh, beautiful Princess William!

  • alexandra

    I think Balthazar West is a real possibility here. That seems like exactly the kind of shit KimYe would pull.

    OR…. kBalthazar? (the k is silent)

  • http://twitter.com/julianathelady Shae Rosa

    Welp, the Mayans were right. This is some end of the world shit we’re looking at, guys.

  • Cee

    18 years, 18 years she’s got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.

    • Amanda Chatel

      This comment made all of this almost seem worth it. Thank you for giving this dark moment some light!

    • Cee

      Welcome! It’s odd to see him be a victim of his own song..Is this opposite of a Taylor Swift song? Anyways, congrats to MRS HUMPHRIES!

  • Kowalski

    Queen (or Kween) de la Northsoutheastand West.

  • Nicole

    Obviously this child will be the antichrist. The Mayan “end of the world” predictions came a little bit too soon evidently.