You know how most celebrities keep the anonymity of their baby for as long as possible? This will not be the case for this kid. Hell, Kim will probably have the live birth on E! -- for a whopping $200 million, of course.
If Kim and Kanye didn't have the public to keep them up on their oh-so high pedestal, the meaning of their lives would cease. Since they want, or rather need you to care, don't. Just don't.
If you haven't figured this out yet, then you're smoking what my mom calls "whacky tabacky." You guys, they firmly believe they are far better than you... it's how they sleep at night.
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You know how most celebrities keep the anonymity of their baby for as long as possible? This will not be the case for this kid. Hell, Kim will probably have the live birth on E! -- for a whopping $200 million, of course.
Actually, there is no "probably" in this case; it's a definite. Do you really want another Kardashian-based reality show on your television?
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I realize that in her wildest dreams, Kim honestly believes there's no difference between she and Beyoncé, but that's why they're called "dreams."
Let's be honest, there's jello and there's crème brûlée, and one can't be the other no matter how hard it might try.
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I'm not even going to point out the acronym a kids' line would produce... but, yeah, Kim will definitely fancy herself a children's clothing designer thanks to this pregnancy.
This "shit" being pop culture taking over the world and therefore making the Kim and Kanye pregnancy inescapable.
Ugh; a million times over: ugh.
