As you know, Kate Middleton is afflicted with an extremely rare condition known as Pregnancy Being A Waking Fucking NightmareÂ (no, seriously, it’s essentiallyÂ nine months of dry heaving). Luckily, every single Kate Middleton development must be exhaustively covered by blogs like this one, and today we have a (somewhat) interesting development in the saga of the royal womb.
Kate Middleton eats lavender shortbread to ease her hyperemesis.
Apparently lavender is a traditional cure for nausea, not just terrible, oppressive, constant morning sickness endured by famous people. Per “sources,” according to the always credible Sun:
The Royal Family has been sending her boxes of the unusual shortbread, which is sold by Prince Charlesâ€™s Duchy Originals brand as well as posh London store Fortnum & Mason.
Her mother-in-law, the Duchess of Cornwall, is known to be a fan of the sugary treat. Lavender is a traditional anti-sickness cure.
A source said: â€śA lot of women develop cravings during pregnancy and Kate is no exception. She has got a real taste for these biscuits.
â€śLavender is said to have healing properties, so it is not such a wacky food to nibble on when youâ€™re pregnant.â€ť
Huh. Well, does anyone have any recipes they’d like to share?
Also, because we’re dealing with a British tabloid, they couldn’t resist including a few hilarious baseless rumors about various other famous ladies:
Pop star BeyoncĂ© is said to have eaten ketchup â€świth everythingâ€ť during her pregnancy and, bizarrely, Britney Spears is said to have cravedÂ SOIL.
Actress Angelina Jolie is thought to have munched on chilli-flavoured chocolate.
Although ketchup and chili-flavored chocolate strike us as completely normal, not gross things to crave as a pregnant lady, we have to wonder about the third.
The last thing we have to take from this is: did you know the English refer to biscuits as biccies?
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