• Wed, Jan 2 2013

Gallery: Signs You’re Actually Stoked You’re Single

There was no question mark implied. I would never agree to be in an article, "Single and Fabulous?" I was set up.

There was no question mark implied. I would never agree to be in an article, “Single and Fabulous?” I was set up.

Yes, there are those who sit around moping about being single. As they watch their friends break off into couples left and right, it’s hard not to be mopey about it. But being single, once you own it, is actually really fucking awesome.

Maybe you’re not getting laid on a regular basis (that’s why masturbation was created) and perhaps you don’t have someone to cuddle when it’s negative 20 degrees outside, but other than that, it’s pretty much the bee’s knees.

It may take you awhile to get there, but eventually you will. You will someday realize you’re totally deliriously happy about being single. (See? No question mark at the end of that statement.)

 

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  • Fabel

    I’m not single now, but when I was, I loved being “the third wheel.” The dynamic is usually fun, as long as the couple isn’t obnoxious.

  • b3v

    Good God you make me miss living alone. I love you BF, but I am so not a “together-all-the-time” person.

  • Breezy

    I loooved being single. Wouldn’t trade the hub for anything in the world, but sometimes it would be nice to starfish out in the bed again.