• Thu, Jan 3 2013

Have You Seen The World’s Most Ridiculous Craiglist Ad?

chef fart

Reading this Craigslist ad is probably the most unusual thing we’ve experienced today, but then, we never worked for a chef who farted on us.

Not like one West Village Chef’s staff. The chef himself explains, on Craigslist, that:

So, I just need to tell the world because I am so happy that I have finally accomplished something that has been 3 months in the making.
I farted on every single one of my 37 employees.
The initial fart began on January 21st, 2008 while I was expediting at my somewhat famous restaurant in the meatpacking district.
Lets just say, I am a chef, I dont know if I would call myself world famous, but I am definitely known in and around NYC.
I have had several specials on foodnetwork.
You probably know me if you like food and eating in manhattan.

The chef goes on to explain:

Some people I couldn’t just directly fart on, like my accountant, shes a sweet girl, and I think she might feel that I have accosted her or something, department of labor could be called, etc.., so much care has to be taken with these types of cases.

1. The only rules I had were this: I had to fart on everyone, I mean including my bread guy, my pasta guy, all our dishwashers, my sous chef, etc…

2. They had to either hear, smell or be somehow aware that I have farted on them. This is where it gets tricky.

3. I have to do it in order of name, alphabetically, and I cant skip people and come back.

4. At least 80% had to make a comment or some type of revolting behavior afterward, and if they didnt, I had to do them again and again, the same person, until they finally surrendered to the demon that is my fart.

So, what do you think? Vengeful attack by a former employee? It honestly doesn’t seem witty enough. But maybe I just want to believe it’s true. Who do you think it is?

- via Grubstreet

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  • ktree

    My initial reaction is “that’s fucking hilarious.” And I work in a restaurant, and have a boss who farts on people.