• Thu, Jan 3 2013

Kristen Stewart Makes Kristen Stewart Face In V‘s January Issue, Proving The World As We Know It Will Continue On

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As the year 2012 drew to a close, many idiots feared that the world as we know it would end along with it. Luckily, it did not, and we have received many assurances since then that this mad, mad, mad, mad world will continue on more or less unchanged, at least for now. The sun is still shining, our bodies are still working, and Kristen Stewart is still making that infuriatingly attractive sullen/stoned face in various magazines; this time, it’s in V. Look and be reassured.

Photos: V Magazine


The Cover

Pissed off perfection.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

Trained professional. Do not attempt.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

To pull off unwashed hair, I mean.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

This dress is by Balenciaga and it's designed to show off your sexy guntal region. Unfortunately, K-Stew doesn't have one.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

Is it bad that I fantasize about having a bicurious teen romance with her? (Yes.)

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

Something momentarily arouses her attention. But it's nothing, so like, whatever.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

Always be hiding behind your hair.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

What the heck is she sitting on here? Is it a Photoshop mistake or is she floating under the powers of her own insouciance?

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

She's more turned on by a perfect white tank top than all of R-Patz's body parts put together.

Kristen Stewart In V Magazine

Someday I may go into further detail on my embarrassing girl crush on this painfully handsome young woman. Maybe.
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