Crystal Harris Signed A Fairly Severe Pre-Nup With Hugh Hefner

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If you, like Kristin Chenoweth, think Hugh Hefner‘s bride-to-be Crystal Harris is marrying Hef not because of true love, but because she’s “the best of gold diggers,” this may give you pause. Apparently, she signed the mother of all prenuptial agreements with him, in which she gets limited benefits in the event of their divorce…or his death.

According to RadarOnline‘s sources, the agreement adresses the Playboy mansion, among other things:

“The prenup protects Hugh’s Playboy assets, and it also has specific language about the famous Playboy Mansion. If the couple divorces, or if Hef dies, Crystal would have to vacate the mansion, and has no legal rights to the iconic Holmby Hills estate.”

That’s right: assuming she outlives Hef (which she will, because duh), Crystal will be asked to pack her bags and move out before the tears are dry on her perfect, shroud-covered face. Harsh realm!

It doesn’t say whether Crystal will be provided for in other ways, and I’m pretty sure Hef wouldn’t die and leave her with nothing. But it seems pretty clear that she only gets to live the n00dz mogul’s extravagant lifestyle for as long as Hef’s alive. So maybe they really do love each other, after all. Crystal clearly loves Hef because she signed this thing, and Hef clearly loves Crystal because nothing says “I love you” like the promise that you will be kicked out of the home you share when your dear husband passes away.

(Via RadarOnline)

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    • Samantha_Escobar

      I would absolutely marry Hugh Hefner regardless of a prenup because I bet it would be so much goddamn fun. I get that a lot of people think that she’s in it for the money, but wouldn’t it be fun to be with a sex pioneer and overall fascinating person, not to mention have ridiculous parties filled with excessively good looking people in next-to-no clothes? I’m quite sure I’d agree to that no matter what a prenup said, haha.

    • LCT

      Seeing these types of women up-close is really jarring. I can see exactly what kinds of procedures she’s had! Lips, Botox, boobs (obvs), possible veneers, etc.