How “polarized” is your gym right now, given that it’s probably chock full of fly-by-night New Year’s Resolutioners? Bro, do they even lift? Are your biceps swelling with rage because some newbie touched your yoga mat? Or do you remember what you were like as a baby gym rat and feel sympathy?
Your gym is full of: Anger/Resentment
Have fun killing yourself for a month New Years resolution people at 24 hr fitness. The gym will be back to empty again in Feb. Can’t wait!
— Kimberly Harris (@KimberlyLHarris) January 5, 2013
I was so over all the New Year’s resolution people making the gym unbearably crowded today. You’ll all be gone by February! Humph!
— Angelique Miles (@angeliquemiles) January 5, 2013
I think I’m going to wait another week for everyone to give up on their New Years resolution before I go to the gym again.
— Diane Robinson (@_DianeRobinson) January 5, 2013
“@breadfoster: Get out of my gym you New Year’s resolution savages; you were a failure last year, you’ll be one this year too.” really tho.
— Arlette Lantigua (@rawrlette) January 5, 2013
Your gym is full of: That One Joke
I’m starting a gym called “Resolution” for the first two weeks out of the year it’s a gym, then for the rest it turns into a bar.
— Jordan Funke (@JFunkme) January 3, 2013
I’m going to start a bar and call it the New Years Resolution Gym. For the first 2 months it’s a gym, the rest of the year it’s a bar.
— Drew (@TheDrewcheBag) January 3, 2013
I’m going to open a place called “Resolution”. For the first 2 weeks, it’ll be a gym. Then for the rest of the year, it’ll be a bar.
— Nichole (@Nic2thaizzole) January 2, 2013
Somebody needs to open a gym that is a gym in January and a bar the rest of the year. We can call it “resolution.”
— Rules of Class (@RulesofClass) January 3, 2013
“Il faudrait ouvrir un club de gym qui s’appellerait Résolution, et aux alentours du 20 janvier ça deviendrait un bar.” via @minutebuzz
— Marion Rolland (@rolland_marion) January 5, 2013
Your gym is full of: Compassion
Do not complain about the Resolution Gym-Goers, lest Year Round Gym-Goers be asked to pay larger monthly fees, my smug children.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 1, 2013