Ladies Of Manure Calendar Features Women In Bikinis Covered In Excrement

Why is she smiling? She's lounging in a bathtub full of waste.

We know what you're thinking, "Are those the Celine pajama pants on the far right?" The answer is probably not.

Where could one put such a calendar?

This image feels strangely random. Perhaps because there is no conspicuous excrement anywhere.

Behind the glamour.

This, actually, feels like every Terry Richardson shoot ever.