Whenever a political and awards event comes around, almost every blogger out there decides it’s their big chance to come up with the greatest drinking game in the history of the world for it. Of course, we all have our own idea of what constitutes “great,” and naturally, we all think that what we’ve personally devised for any televised event of this caliber is the greatest. This is a fact; ask any blogger and they will confirm this for you.
However, for this year’s Golden Globes, the pop culture bloggers of the world can breathe a sigh of relief. We no longer have to try to come up with something over the top and awesome for you to drink to every time someone cries, makes a fake “happy” face when they lose or a joke falls flat. Thanks to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who will be hosting the event, we can all just sit back and play their drinking game for the big night. And it’s not just about drinking this time; it’s about meatballs and getting naked, too.
Drink any time an actress cries in a speech.
Drink any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage.
Drink any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
Eat a meatball sub any time someone thanks Harvey Weinstein.
Take off an article of clothing any time they show Judi Dench.
Take off an article of clothing any time Maggie Smith wins.
Did you get all that? How drunk, full and naked are you going to be by 10? This is totally going to be the best Golden Globes drinking game ever.