"Somebody look at my bulge...somebody look at my bulge...c'mon, it's right here, please look at it...I know you guys see it so take a goddamn picture..."
"Somebody look at my bulge...somebody look at my bulge...c'mon, it's right here, please look at it...I know you guys see it so take a goddamn picture..."
"Dude, did you see that guy totally snapping pics of my bulge?"
"They said I'm gonna go bald? Ha! I don't see any of them prancing in slippers half-naked around a tennis court for money."
"C'mon, David. You can do this, dude. Think jaguar. Think Grumpy Cat. Thing ziggazig-ah. Think -- for Christ's sake, who said fedoras were allowed on set?"
"So we're just gonna stand here and watch somebody who isn't me be good looking? Because they won't be me. They'll never be me. Yeah, I'm totally cool with this..."
"...But not to prove my point or anything, I'm just gonna take this off to remind them all."
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Becks. Make it last forever 'cause his abs are the best... And they say Victoria's the creative one."
