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Wake up.
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You can't do this shit in your sleep.
Wake up.
You can't do this shit in your sleep.
Check for all of your limbs.
If you just spent the night with a serial killer or cannibal, you'll want to be careful exiting the bed.
Quietly gaze at his sleeping face for 20-30 minutes.
He looks like an angel!
Maybe draw a portrait of him while he sleeps.
Find a frame for the portrait.
Just take whatever dumb photos he has out and swap in your masterpiece.
Take a trophy.
You gave him that dope portrait, you should take something for yourself.
Check his medicine cabinet.
There might be sweet drugs!
Take a long shower
Leave a bunch of hair in the drain so he'll think of you later.
[Ed. Note: My drawing of this looked like a weird lump of cancer so here's a real photo]
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Make yourself some breakfast.
Don't bother with the dishes; you just fucked him. He can take care of it.
Go home and never think about him again.
And rename his dog something better!
