• Thu, Jan 10 2013

Illustrated Guide: How To Behave After A One Night Stand

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  • Toad

    These are my favorite.

  • asabrinalee

    i just asked one out on a date… is this incorrect?

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      I SUPPOSE that is acceptable, provided he/she does not have a particularly desirable breed of dog.

  • Fabel

    Yay, I missed these!!

    • Emily

      I missed them SO. MUCH.

  • Candace

    I think the most helpful lesson this taught me was “Keep your sunglasses on the entire time like a badass.”

  • DreaTheGreat

    I examined my last one night stand…I definitely tried to take a trophy, alas there was nothing I worthwhile. I did take a long shower, rummaged through his meds, and put my sunglasses on after getting dressed. Single dudes don’t have kitchens where you can cook, at least not this one. I will note to self all of your tips, thank you a gazillion.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Glad to be of help. We’re not afraid to be servicey.

  • ChattyKathy

    It’s a must to take the change and any money you can find, also take the good meds. I’m horrible, i know.

    • DreaTheGreat

      I love you.

  • LisaDisqus

    Sorry but this is all wrong from the get go! Allow me to assist with the rewrite. How to behave after a one night stand (like right after) 1 – relax in the afterglow of post sexy time, cuddle if you like that shit, smoke a cig, whatevs. 2 – GO THE FUCK HOME. Seriously, sharing a bed sucks and less chance of cannibalism at your place. End!