Illustrated Guide: How To Behave After A One Night Stand

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    • Katie

      YOU’RE BACK!

    • Toad

      These are my favorite.

    • asabrinalee

      i just asked one out on a date… is this incorrect?

      • Ashley Cardiff

        I SUPPOSE that is acceptable, provided he/she does not have a particularly desirable breed of dog.

    • Fabel

      Yay, I missed these!!

      • Emily

        I missed them SO. MUCH.

    • Candace

      I think the most helpful lesson this taught me was “Keep your sunglasses on the entire time like a badass.”

    • DreaTheGreat

      I examined my last one night stand…I definitely tried to take a trophy, alas there was nothing I worthwhile. I did take a long shower, rummaged through his meds, and put my sunglasses on after getting dressed. Single dudes don’t have kitchens where you can cook, at least not this one. I will note to self all of your tips, thank you a gazillion.

      • Ashley Cardiff

        Glad to be of help. We’re not afraid to be servicey.

    • ChattyKathy

      It’s a must to take the change and any money you can find, also take the good meds. I’m horrible, i know.

      • DreaTheGreat

        I love you.

    • LisaDisqus

      Sorry but this is all wrong from the get go! Allow me to assist with the rewrite. How to behave after a one night stand (like right after) 1 – relax in the afterglow of post sexy time, cuddle if you like that shit, smoke a cig, whatevs. 2 – GO THE FUCK HOME. Seriously, sharing a bed sucks and less chance of cannibalism at your place. End!