You can't do this shit in your sleep.
If you just spent the night with a serial killer or cannibal, you'll want to be careful exiting the bed.
He looks like an angel!
Just take whatever dumb photos he has out and swap in your masterpiece.
You gave him that dope portrait, you should take something for yourself.
There might be sweet drugs!
Leave a bunch of hair in the drain so he'll think of you later.
[Ed. Note: My drawing of this looked like a weird lump of cancer so here's a real photo]
Don't bother with the dishes; you just fucked him. He can take care of it.
And rename his dog something better!