"If we're to be completely honest, you totally make Patrick Bateman look sane."
"If we're to be completely honest, you totally make Patrick Bateman look sane."
"Contrary to what you think, you've actually been using [insert word] wrong, your whole life."
"Your friends are the worst meatheads in the world."
"Evidently, you think my clit is two inches in a completely different direction than it actually is."
"You were clearly raised wrong."
"Remember when I said you were original? You're not... not even close. You're just like everyone else."
"Loving you was like loving a vapid wasteland."
"I was just being nice when I said your receding hairline wasn't obvious -- it actually is."
"I cheated. And more than once."
"Remember when I told you I cheated? It was with your best friend a few times."
"You actually make really bad art. So, as they say, don't quit your day job."
"If you really wanted to destroy me, you should have tried harder."
"You never once gave me orgasm. That's right -- I fucking faked it every time."
