Before you start running off at the mouth and writing up letters condemning those around you, you might want to have a decent grasp of the language in which you’re trying to convey your message. It’s hard to take anything seriously when it’s riddled in A. Lies, and B. Looks as though it has been written by a six-year-old.
And so it goes that a lesbian couple, Ariel and Shawnee McPhail, were chastised for their homosexuality at The Stingray Cafe in New Bern, North Carolina. It was only after they had their food and were walking out the door that the restaurant’s owner and apparent idiot (as you’re about to see) Ed McGovern gave the couple the following letter; a letter which McGovern claimed was “out of love.”
What the fucking fuck?
First of all we have the owner of an establishment, one that I’m assuming he’d like to keep open, discriminating against a gay couple in 2013. (Did he not get the memo that those days are long gone?) Secondly, we have pure evidence that the education system has clearly failed this person and how it is he’s even able to get out of the house in the morning is pretty fucking shocking. It must take quite an effort to even figure out which shoe goes on which foot.
Dude, “effection” isn’t even a word.
Not only did McGovern, the practically illiterate, homophobic restaurant owner, admit to the letter — triumphantly one has to assume — but apparently this is his schtick. Unfortunately, the McPhail family isn’t the first to get such a delightful hand-written letter of, what appears to be both hatred and concern for the human race. You know, because gay men and women “destroy” everything. What a horribly selfish lot they are! Trying to take down the good straight people of the world with their gay “effection” behavior!
It’s a good thing that God told McGovern to do the right thing and tell these two women just how vile they are, because insulting someone else’s love just because it’s not between that of a “man and women,” is always classy. So quit it with all that “effection” out there; you’re probably upsetting an uneducated twit and that’s not cool. It’s hard enough for them to go through life as it is without your gayness all up in their face.